Thursday, 3 May 2012

Why is there a nipple on my tomato?


Till death do us part... not something you hear in everyday conversation. Actually, not really the kind of words one hears at an Indian wedding either. Has the concept of a Shakespearean tragic romance completely died out in today’s world of metro rides, coffee dates and one night stands? With all our Apple gadgets and wireless accessories, and of course that damn thing called the internet –which is probably where you’re reading this right now –have we forgotten what it’s like too really connect with another human being?
I know that all this talk of love seems like the ultimate paradox coming from a guy like me, but standing in my kitchen, leaning over the sink to sneak in a midnight smoke, it’s hard not to think about what seems to be going wrong with our relationships. Are we more comfortable with clinking beer mugs and speed dialing fuck buddies, too *insert generic teenage angsty word* for a real relationship? And if so, like that blasted nipple on the bottom of a tomato, can we cut it off without thinking twice? When it comes to sex, and by sex I solely refer to a no-strings-attached affair, is expressing yourself unnecessary or just plain cheap? Has the human race progressed so far beyond that literary sense of romance that it’s too late to turn back now? Are we willing to, well actually, are we capable of staying with someone, as of this very minute, till death do us part? Or are we just too damn comfortable leaving that nipple on our tomato, hoping no one notices it on the salad plate…?