Let's go rape someone, it's all cool here...

Girls in Gurgaon should not step out onto the mean streets after eight o clock. Yes, of course THAT is the perfect solution to the ever increasing rapes in the city. Of course, we should tell the women to stay locked inside because whoever heard of a girl/woman being raped in her own house right? By a family member/known person that too! INSANE! Oh and of course we should blame the decently dressed office-going women for being more outgoing and hence (Oh-so-obviously) publicly promiscuous, and conveniently overlook our own sisters, daughters, friends roaming around markets, malls, etc. dressed in shorts shorter than my damn boxers. Let the young generation of girls, who have permission to fly down to Goa, Bombay and whatnot, roam free in their bikini tops and tiny dresses, who’s going to rape them? Let them walk down the street with a bunch of guy friends, who’re oh-so-lethal with their Beiber cuts and pocketful of daddy’s money, because it’s so darn safe for them! No one rapes a kid!!!!! (let’s ignore the fact that by the age of fifteen they’ve all had sex these days… so they’re probably wondering how different can it really be? Or whether it even makes a damn difference. I’m cooler than the rest of my school right?) No way… and have you seen the amount of check-posts! If they didn’t catch someone earlier they’re bound to catch one now! Okay so maybe on one off night EIGHT of these check-posts failed to take note of a woman being raped inside a moving car, but that’s like so one month ago. Our youngsters wanna go out and get drunk, look (and then live up to the image) like they should be working street corners instead of the party circuit, so Let Them! Because honestly,

Something Like That Can NEVER Happen To My Daughter/Sister/Friend!

Stay Positive, Gurgaon (and Delhi).

Stay Excellent.